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To the tune of The Beatles' "She Loves You":
You sext her, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
She sexts you, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
If you think your sext is prive,
well, we saw it yesterday.
It's you it sure describes,
and despite the lies you say-yay
We know it's Weiner!
Can't mistake that that you're so bad!
Weiner, it's you, man!
You don't care your act's so sad!
You know those shorts are yours:
that's your weiner dangling there.
Unwise of you to sext...
the jail bait - you don't care!
And then you lie, man!
The world knows you're a cad.
Then you lie more, man!
even though your wife's so sad.
You sext her, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
She sexts you, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
If you think you've got our votes,
you'd better think again.
Your lies have exposed you:
now we know your sleazeball game!
Because you lie, man!
The game is up for you.
Yet you lie more, man!
Don't give a damn who you have screwed!
You sext her, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
She sexts you, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
As transparent as glass
was your apology.
No one believes you any more:
blame your insincerity!
Because you lie, stud!
No one trusts your phony ass.
Because you lie, dude!
Now your district's up for grabs!
We know you lie, stud, "Blah-blah-blahhh!"
So go resign, dude, "Waaah-Waaah-Waaah-Waaa-a-a-a-aah!"
